when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them
are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really
i hate everything u choose to be
#ok but #dean is so scared of flying #just image what he would do #in the tardis #hed be like #shit no #doctor you land this mother #right #now #or so help me #ill get my angel on your ass #dont test me time lord #im a winchester #ill hunt your ass down
IM FUCKIN CRYING OMG
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.
in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese
Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.
reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this
AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY UBT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell